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(@Super Mario)
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We were talking about cooking the other day and I said something about having a Michelin star to why he replied why would a mechanic get one of those!!!

He later revealed it was the Michelin man he was talking about...

Any other daft kids out there?

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Topic starter Posted : 07/07/2012 12:03 am
(@dadmod4)
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can't remember if I've said this one before - a few years ago we were going to France by ferry, as we were driving down to the ramp, there was a hosepipe down the side of the road, which was draining into the see. I said to my youngest, "look, they are filling the sea up so we can go across" to which she replied "oh, cool" 😀

Driving down the A1 last weekend, she saw a sign to "Air Museum" and asked "what's that" - you know, she's right, it is a silly thing to call a museum when you think about it.

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Posted : 07/07/2012 6:56 pm
(@vaz-cotta)
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Hi all once more

My girlfriend and I have been together for a about a year, she has a son who is six and on Saturday just gone pointed at a dress saying that it was pretty (it was a wedding dress) he then asked when his mum was going to get married. to which she answered "I don't know, when someone asks me"

My son (who is 4) then asked if my girlfriend was going to marry daddy.....

To say that we both looked at each other with [censored] faces is an understatement!

Vaz

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Posted : 17/07/2012 4:24 pm
(@dadmod4)
Illustrious Member

So have you set a date yet? You have no chance at resisting 😀

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Posted : 20/07/2012 4:38 pm
(@vaz-cotta)
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That is simply not funny...

🙂

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Posted : 25/07/2012 6:59 pm
(@Super Mario)
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Lets hope your Mrs doesn't read that!!!

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Topic starter Posted : 26/07/2012 12:52 am
(@vaz-cotta)
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I have not made her aware of the website!

😉

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Posted : 26/07/2012 4:31 pm
(@Super Mario)
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That sounds very sensible!

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Topic starter Posted : 31/07/2012 1:13 am
(@vaz-cotta)
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Indeed - anyway enough of my close escapes from scary questions.

What else have you kids said that makes you laugh?

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Posted : 31/07/2012 3:30 pm
(@Super Mario)
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I was recently being given a Geography lesson by one of my kids who insisted that Worcester is near Newcastle - he wouldn't back down even after I showed him on a map.

Mind you he thought Bristol was in Northern Ireland

Will be buying him a sat nav when he learns to drive!!!

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Topic starter Posted : 31/07/2012 11:04 pm
(@dadmod4)
Illustrious Member

Are you mad? Forget the satnav, it's the easiest way to get him to move out when he's old enough.

Well, assuming it's not your car he's in 😆

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Posted : 01/08/2012 1:16 am
(@Super Mario)
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Hey good point

Not even sure I am bothered about the car - would be cheaper!!

Especially as he consumes the same amount of food as a small town in Albania!!

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Topic starter Posted : 01/08/2012 1:46 am
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