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I liked this one from your news article http://www.dadtalk.co.uk/news/ask_a_stu ... on_day.php
Q: What's the opposite of a camel?
A: The opposite of a camel is a soap dish: it has dimples instead of humps and lives in a mostly moist area.
Any others out there??
There was this one in the full article in the telegraph :
Q: How long is a piece of string?
A: A piece of string is twice as long as half its length. It is usually shorter than the amount you need to wrap a parcel, but always long enough to tangle. SO TRUE!
\ Ron
PS Giggs was on fire tonight in Europe - Come on you Reds
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