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"captain, the engine. she canna do it - that's ONE reason there's a low howling noise"
...Spocks last words were drowned out by the howling, it was ear splitting, unbearable...he dropped to his knees, his hands clasped over his ears...the noise, it was inside head......noooooooooooooooooo. On all fours now his transformation began..... throught the window the moon was full and glowing with an eerie light....
SUDDENLY the transformation was complete. Starscream said "Get out the feathers and mops. We're going hunting. We've got to get those Tribbles out of the ship - their noise its nearly deafening!" With that a Tribble plopped into his tea.
All the crew transformed and used the mops to get the Tribbles into the transporter room and had them beamed to the nearest planet. No matter how fast they got rid of the Tribbles they were multiplying at an even faster rate. what could they do?
But of course, Spock was known as Cain when he was a Wereliger. So he started running around the ship biting every Tribble he came across. The silver nitrate in his bite worked wonders.
...but with Cain out of the way the Tribbles were scurrying around everywhere in the ship. Their purring was getting annoying. How to stop them multiplying? Kirk had an idea how to get rid of these small furry creatures...
...".Give me warp speed Scotty, lets get outta here... Black Dynamite, meet me in the transporter room, we'll have you back before you can say energise!" ..."Dr. hows that antidote coming on, we need Spock back now.... We have a situation"....
Kirk was correct . Black Dynamite had been sent 'back' before anyone said energise. So the Klingons went searching in another direction and left the SS Enterprise and her crew alone.
But now we had that situation of getting Spock back.
"I have it here!" said Bones. ffsssst "how does that feel"
Cain was gone and Spook was back - oh no, another crisis: it was Spock but from a scarey parallel universe.
"Don't panic" said Pike
FFFFssst. "okay, we've cured that typo. Spock is back"
"Has anyone seen Mr Mannering?"
....Dont tell em your name Pike.... they dont like it up em sir!!!!!!...Mr Mainwaring aint here sir!...Corporal Lance Jones reporting for duty....sir!
Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he's half barmy , so's his army, whistle while you work! :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
Pike, Pike stop that singing, pay attention lad!! where are we Corporal...where are we.......
It had happened when they least expected it. The bloke upstairs had changed the channel and as usual their set had gone to the same channell.
"Quick! Change back"
"Doh, too late, that vampire / transformer / star treck special has finished!#'%"
They decided to wander down to the pub because once the TV was on the blink they couldn't watch a whole programme.
The Dog and Duck was jam packed because...........
...The whole of the street had had a power cut, the pub had its own generator and it was a floodlit haven in the dark, everyone was drawn to it like moths to a light....
Does anyone know whats happened? People were on their mobiles trying to find out and a crowd had gathered outside, the bar and lounge full to overflowing by now.... suddenly down the street came a convoy of police cars, sirens screaming. They screeched to a halt surrounding the pub, men all in black with their faces covered, leapt out andf using their cars for cover a row of semi automatic guns was trained on us....".What the F***....
DOWN ON THE FLOOR, FACE DOWN, HANDS ON YOUR HEADS. NOW....ONE FALSE MOVE AND WE WILL SHOOT TO KILL....
Naturally we did as we were told.
"Ha ha ha" came the voice "I didn't say Simon Said, you 're out!"
With that there was a terrible percussion of automatic weapons.
How could it be that they were still standing?
"Blanks! Did you really think we'd shoot you?... We need to you pedal bicycles at the local EcoPower Station."
It was then that Reginald realised why people kept disappearing, several streets at a time. Was this how the country had been generating electricity?...
With that the story had a sudden change - It was a sunny day and....
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