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have some fun by writing a couple of lines in this story - Just carry on from where the last person left off...
I will get us started 🙂
It was a cold dark night and as he woke and stood up he wondered why he could feel wet grass under his feet...
he looked down through sleepy eyes and saw.........yep.....it was definitely wet grass....where was he? how did he get here? he thought to him self.......
the last he remembered was a tall slender brunnette with an eye patch and a chihuahua in her handbag........
but wait. This isn't grass, its long velvet - wet with gin &tonic.
Suddenly a loud click & light, lots of light above him. now he could see enormous objects: lipstick the size of a post box, a key the size of a guitar. He had been shrunk. Above him he saw a hand coming toward him to pick him up...
he was hidden but not safe. There was a very hungry looking flea nearby. This gave Arnie an idea. The flea could catapult him back onto track - he still needed to find the 5 carat diamond in the laboratory & get back to his space ship. Straddling the flea our hero dug his heels in and held his breath.
the director shouted "Cut!" and there was a round of applause from everyone on set.
He wanted to move onto the scene where Arnie gets married to Miss Poppins.
They stopped for a 2 hour lunch break and Bruce, who played Arnie, went for a walk along the beach...
as he turned and started swimming for the shore at full pelt he spotted the film crew. By the time he got to the sand he realised he had strayed onto the set for Jurassic Park 6.
IN his hotel room Bruce got out of his beach wear & picked up a book after a shower.
There was a knock at the door
Megan hesitated with her reply as Bruce sauntered across the room and opened the balcony windows.
As soon as he did this Megan ran past him and leapt off the balcony shouting "They're coming. Quick, Jump!"
Without thinking, he leapt after her - holding tightly onto his towel.
She was first to splash into the pool one floor below. As Bruce hit the water he looked up and saw one of the Decepticons...
(I guess the decepticons hadn't searched on youtube for 'cardboard transformer costume')
With the decepticons out of the story - Megan's jaw dropped again and she said
"quick, get me to a hospital: my jaw keeps dropping!"
Bruce excused himself for a couple of minutes and returned wearing jeans, tshirt and a wooley jumper his Gran had knitted last Christmas. But by that time Megan had lost her head!
It struck Bruce that perhaps this wasn't Megan so he threw caution to the wind and decided to find out who was wearing this disguise. He started by...
She was finished and there was a deadly silence - except for a distant shuffling of feet and a low groaning.
The setting looked familiar... yes, it was! it was Resident Evil.
Time to look for his favourite tools: a feather to tickle the zombies; and a mop to clean up the mess. He quickly found these and was ready to get on with what he had promised his Farther...
the walk through the sewers was the best idea he had - no zombies there!
"can i help you?"
he almost fell for it... she was a talking zombie, so he tickled her until she laughed her head off. he didn't bother clearing up with the mop.
he leapt over the counter and made his dads burger grabbing different sauces as he left.
the sewers were now blocked with floaters so he had to get back through the 3 foot snow
After kissing his Dad goodbye he climbed out of the bathroom window [and scratched his head because he could have gone out of the front door]. Up the ladder and into the 'copter. He called the operator and straight away he could fly (yay Matrix).
He flew for 2 minutes until he saw a public phone box. Landing was bumpy but a quick way to finish more zombies.
the operator recognised his voice and let him back onto the ship. They headed back till the city. Unsure what would happen next..
... pizza and fizzy cola. They had to leave early whilst watching a rental movie at Bruce's.
Bruce laughed and shouted up "you can pick something from our watch list and I'll come up with something from the bar."
On entering his room Bruce wasn't prepared for what met his eyes. He had been MISTAKEN it was NOT the deceptecons. 🙂 The top half of the being infront of him looked like his Dad and the bottom half looked like Slenderman - but only briefly - the final transformation was complete. That burger was the only think that helped him transform from Slenderman to Trender Man (the sassy cousing of Slenderman) - looking like a shop dummy wearing smart clothes and no visible face.
How could he reverse this and get his Dad back... what was the opposite of a Big Tastey? Was there time to fix this before the inbound nuclear missile would hit? What should Bruce do first?
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