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Norman and Larry got married in California ...
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they went back to
Norman 's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
In the morning, Little Johnny, Norman 's little brother,
Gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if
Norman and Larry are up yet. She replies, 'No'.
Little Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Norman and Larry up yet?' She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Little Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Norman and Larry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think...
I gave him my airplane glue.'
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