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I was walking along the red light district it was pitch black, I couldn't see a thing and had to hold on to the wall feeling my way! I bumped into this woman who said "do you fancy a quickie?" I said "might as well." Anyway there I was in full throttle when all of a sudden this light shone on her face. I turned round and it was a copper.
He said "What's going on here then?" I said "It's okay officer I am just making love to my wife" "Oh I am sorry sir I did not realize it was your wife" I said "Neither did I till you shone your light on her on her face"
HAHA epic! I'm definitely sending that to my mates!
Seriously, can't stop laughing! :woohoo:
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