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I took the wife for a game at table tennis and she could not hit the ball
I took her for a game of badminton and she could not hit the shuttle [censored]
I took her for a drive in my car and she hit every f**g thing on the road
Wife said to her husband at the breakfast table "Do you know what day it is today?"
"Nope" came the reply
"It is exactly 50 years to this very day when you asked me to marry you! don't you remember?"
"Nope" came the reply
"Can you remember we were sat naked at the table when you asked me"
"Vaguely" he said
"Do you think we should strip naked as we were then?"
"If we must" and so they stripped and sat back at the table. she said
"Do you know my breasts are as hot for you today as there were 50 years ago"
"I'm not surprised! there's 1 in your coffee and the other is in your f**g porridge"
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