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[Solved] Joke

 
(@Wild Bill)
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My wife rang me on the mobile screaming abuse demanding I tell her where I was, I said to her "calm down and I will tell you where I am" She screamed "you told me you would be home for three for your dinner it is now five and your dinner is ruined"

I said "Do you remember us both walking into Town last Tuesday?" she snarled back "Yeh so what?" I said "Can you remember walking down Charles Street?" "Just get to the point" she yelled back.

"Do you remember stopping outside the jewelers shop?" she changed her tune then "Oh sweetheart I'm sorry" I continued "Do you remember admiring that diamond necklace in the window?" "Oh petal I am so sorry for shouting at you yes I remember"

"Well! I'm in the pub opposite"

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Topic starter Posted : 17/08/2012 2:41 am
(@dadmod4)
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😀

good first post 🙂

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Posted : 17/08/2012 2:46 am
(@Goonerplum)
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:p :silly: :side: 😆

Welcome to the site Wild Bill - tell us something about you.

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Posted : 20/08/2012 12:58 am
(@Super Mario)
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Apart from telling jokes that my wife considers "unfunny"!!!

No sense of humour!

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Posted : 20/08/2012 11:01 pm
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