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[Solved] Insults


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(@Super Mario)
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Come on then dads cheer me up!!

I bought some new specs the other day (first for several years) so decided to change the style of them.

I quite like them and thought they looked trendy

Anyway got home and my delightful 15 year old described me as "A fat bald Gok Wan!!!"

So has anyone else been insulted by their kids?

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Can't remember any of mine offhand, but do remember someone I knew being called "melon head" by one of his kids (I was there when it happened) - just struck me as very funny at the time 🙂

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(@Coco1993)
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My oldest (4) loves to point out I've got a bit of a belly.

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(@Chimp)
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I call my daughter Crazy monkey face and she calls me Crazy Daddy face.

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(@Sarti67)
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I knew it was over when we sat watching the football one night.

She said to me "you love Celtic more than you love me"

I replied, "I love Rangers more than I love you"

I knew it was over when we sat and talked one night, "I want to feel like a woman, I want you to treat me like a woman"

So I shot off to Tesco's and bought her a new ironing board

Like I said, I knew it was over .....

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I knew it was over when we sat watching the football one night.

She said to me "you love Celtic more than you love me"

I replied, "I love Rangers more than I love you"

I knew it was over when we sat and talked one night, "I want to feel like a woman, I want you to treat me like a woman"

So I shot off to Tesco's and bought her a new ironing board

Like I said, I knew it was over .....

What a charmer you are LOL

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