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If a job's worth doing, someone will already have done it.
😆 at all of these
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people died of natural causes.
Mags
haaaaa hhhha
really make me laugh, thanks!
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Why pay for advice from a lawyer when your mother-in-law provides it free? 🙁
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
😆 😆 😆 😆
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I have no idea where I am going with this, but I watched the football last night and at one point during a substitution, I looked up to see flashed at the bottom of the screen the words "German Sub". I'm ashamed to say I burst out laughing and tried explaining to my wife that next we would see the luftwaffe coming in to add air support. Child. I need to get out more. 😳
How can there be self-help "groups"?
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
What should feed it ❓
What do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen?
Don't take her out again!
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Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a pig. Sorry. 😳
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