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I wonder if anyone else enjoys getting helpful info.
I do, so please post some amusingly helpful tips.
Here's one to start us off:
π Try not to let your mind wander.It is too small and fragile to be out by itself
Quote seen on my daily calendar today -
'Don't discuss old honeymoons with new wives.' β
Hi
One from my sister
"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of travelling"
Mags
Hey! Where have the humourous thoughts for the day gone. Was quite enjoying them. Heard this one recently
"Never climb onto a roof just to see if you can bounce."
Now that is sound advice π
In the topical football theme this from Ron Atkinson -
I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat. π
In the topical football theme this from Ron Atkinson -
I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat. π
Now that is just quality π
You need only two tools in life. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesnÒ⬙t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldnÒ⬙t, use the tape.
Heard yesterday "The Germans did not miss a penalty, the taker was Polish"
π π π
Now surely it is the German's who have the mental disadvantage.
There is no such word as gullible...if you don't believe me look it up in the dictionary
There is no such word as gullible...if you don't believe me look it up in the dictionary
I'm not kidding: I have used this on people ... and they have gone to look it up!
When I worked in a newsagent as a teenager a lady used to come in every Thursday and ask if her copy of Psychic News had come in - every week I wanted to say "You should know" but never did!!!
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people died of natural causes.
Mags
I have no idea where I am going with this, but I watched the football last night and at one point during a substitution, I looked up to see flashed at the bottom of the screen the words "German Sub". I'm ashamed to say I burst out laughing and tried explaining to my wife that next we would see the luftwaffe coming in to add air support. Child. I need to get out more. π³
What do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen?
Don't take her out again!
π³
Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a pig. Sorry. π³
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