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(@MrOrange)
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I wonder if anyone else enjoys getting helpful info.
I do, so please post some amusingly helpful tips.
Here's one to start us off:

🙂 Try not to let your mind wander.It is too small and fragile to be out by itself

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Topic starter Posted : 04/05/2010 9:09 pm
(@mikey)
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Quote seen on my daily calendar today -

'Don't discuss old honeymoons with new wives.' ❗

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Posted : 05/05/2010 12:04 pm
 mags
(@mags)
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Hi

One from my sister

"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of travelling"

Mags

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Posted : 06/05/2010 1:09 am
(@MrOrange)
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Two parrots on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"

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Topic starter Posted : 11/05/2010 2:23 pm
(@zaden)
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Hey! Where have the humourous thoughts for the day gone. Was quite enjoying them. Heard this one recently

"Never climb onto a roof just to see if you can bounce."

Now that is sound advice 😆

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Posted : 18/06/2010 4:07 pm
(@mikey)
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In the topical football theme this from Ron Atkinson -

I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat. 😀

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Posted : 18/06/2010 4:26 pm
(@zaden)
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In the topical football theme this from Ron Atkinson -

I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat. 😀

Now that is just quality 😀

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Posted : 19/06/2010 12:12 am
(@MrOrange)
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I wonder....
would you know if you had amnesia once... or twice?
😕

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Topic starter Posted : 22/06/2010 3:12 pm
(@MrOrange)
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If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

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Topic starter Posted : 24/06/2010 12:25 am
(@MrOrange)
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If they told me I was gullible ... Would I believe them?

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Topic starter Posted : 24/06/2010 11:00 am
(@Goonerplum)
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You need only two tools in life. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.

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Posted : 24/06/2010 1:37 pm
(@zaden)
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Heard yesterday "The Germans did not miss a penalty, the taker was Polish"
😆 😆 😆

Now surely it is the German's who have the mental disadvantage.

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Posted : 24/06/2010 3:47 pm
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