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I wonder if anyone else enjoys getting helpful info.
I do, so please post some amusingly helpful tips.
Here's one to start us off:
🙂 Try not to let your mind wander.It is too small and fragile to be out by itself
Quote seen on my daily calendar today -
'Don't discuss old honeymoons with new wives.' ❗
Hi
One from my sister
"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of travelling"
Mags
Two parrots on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"
Hey! Where have the humourous thoughts for the day gone. Was quite enjoying them. Heard this one recently
"Never climb onto a roof just to see if you can bounce."
Now that is sound advice 😆
In the topical football theme this from Ron Atkinson -
I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat. 😀
In the topical football theme this from Ron Atkinson -
I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat. 😀
Now that is just quality 😀
I wonder....
would you know if you had amnesia once... or twice?
😕
If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
If they told me I was gullible ... Would I believe them?
You need only two tools in life. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.
Heard yesterday "The Germans did not miss a penalty, the taker was Polish"
😆 😆 😆
Now surely it is the German's who have the mental disadvantage.
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