What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
What's the difference between a counterfeit bank note and a crazy Easter Bunny?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
How does Easter end?
With the letter R!
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!
What do you call an Easter Bunny that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a the Easter Bunny wearing glasses?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit’s feet!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why can’t a Easter Bunny’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Easter Bunny?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
What do you call a dumb Easter Bunny?
A hare brain!
(all thanks to the internet for those)