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If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
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Didn't have a chance to read all of them first time, the water filter one is the best... 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
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Brilliant!!
Well done for posting these - I laughed out loud with the five bowels
/many thanks
orange
Nice avitar Mr O !
Hi Ronaldo,
Thanks!
It reminds me of a joke about the wide mouth frog.
OOh L@@K, I managed to google an image and found one on flickr
/orange
PS - sorry if this is off topic
Cool pic.. and yes there are many similarities...
I didn't know you could add images - how do you do it?
Mr Orange aka Wide mouth frog - i notice from your profile you're a stay at home Dad. I'd be interested if you started a thread on it to know more about what its like... We've talked about it in the past, and have friends (teachers) who job share both roles... but i've never known what it would really be like
How does it work?
How do you deal with the needing to achieve stuff when the kids are young and so often feeling like the day has gone and you've done nothing (apart from clearing up puke, [censored], pee etc etc)?
Would be fascinated to hear your reflections.
Cheers
Ron
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Momentary blip on against Inter Milan, we will shame the Chosen One at the next meeting 😉
HOW TO add image:
- click on post a reply
- above the area you type in there are a row of grey buttons, one of them has the text 'Img'
- click that and it inserts something like (img)(/img)
- now insert your URL between the middle brackets, similar to (img)www.ebsite.kom/image.jpg(/img)
- click on preview below so you can test whether you get your desired affect/effect [not sure which is correct here]
/j
Cheers - but does it mean the images have to be already on the web somewhere? I had some fun images I got emailed the other day that i'd quite like to post.....
Thanks for the help 😀
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