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I got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller. Apparently " A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call No 69
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . ...It makes the wife look like she's moving during [censored].
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching [censored]!
Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its Β£2.50/min (charges may vary)
Just booked a table for Valentineβs Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's [censored] at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having [censored] there and then. God, I love my new taser!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
They say that [censored] is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly
Don't you just hate going to the doctors these days?....All they do is take the [censored].
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having [censored] there and then. God, I love my new taser!
So wrong, but couldn't help but smile!!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
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