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bad jokes of the day


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heard these the other day, they're so bad they're almost funny...

Life is like a box of chocolates...doesn't last long if you're morbidly obese

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Your momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Bob Marley in a headlock

2 women sitting looking through photo albums together, one says to the other.."this is my son Hussain, he's 15 now. The other says, well, this is my son Omar, he's 18 now. They look at each and shaking their heads one of them says, kids, they blow up so fast these days

Told ya they were bad πŸ˜†

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