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A guy goes and visits his sick friend in hospital. On the first night during visiting, the friend is served Haggis, neeps and tatties for dinner.
The next night he visits again and during visiting his friend is served haggis neeps and tatties.
On his third visit the following evening the friend is served haggis neeps and tatties again.
On his way out the guy stops the nurse and says "I'm a bit concerned about the lack of variety in the meals you serve here", to which the nurse replied "what did you expect, this is the Burns unit"
Ah Thangyou!
Why are there no jokes about Brunettes??
Because Blondes would have to write them!
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