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Oh dear ratso 😆
What did the mother buffalo say to her boy as he left for school?...Bison!
Man walks into to a pub with a bucket of hot asphalt
says "pint of bitter please mate ...oh, and one for the road"
It was a busy day were in my office mates started to talk nonsense to kill time.
One of our office mate arrive home from work while his mother was preparing foods for their dog. And left it in the table to answer the telephone.
When the mother went back to the kitchen she asked were the food on the plate she left.
Mother: Were is the food?
Son: I ate it
Mother: It was not for you.
Son: Who was it for? I was so hungry and could not help my self.
Mother: I was for our dog!
How do you catch a unique animal?
Unique up on him
That's goooooooodd!
LOL!! act uniquely like them and dress uniquely like them.. 
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"
a father give his child a glass of milk and.
Father: Drink that so this glass of milk so that your tummy will be good.
Child: Why? do you don't have also a tummy?
My grandfather was shrewd!
...lots of people threw small rodents at him until he died!
Sorry! Embarrassed myself with that one 😳 .
That was appalling Ratso.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense.
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