[Solved] bad joke of the day

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"

"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

Well, that's one approach!

😀 - thanks everyone!!
these are really funny!
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what do you call a blind dinosaur?

do-u-think-he-saur-us.

hahahahahhahahaha

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"

"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

Well, that's one approach!

hahahaha i remember this when my dad asked me if I drink and smoke since he don't want me to get on those vices. 😆

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large orange juice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . on the rocks."

The barman served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?"

"I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them."

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Here is another one then as I got complaints about the quality of that last bad joke ?!

Who is green and sings ?

Elvis Parsley.

what is green and croakes and goes red at the touch of a button?

A frog in a blender! hahahahahaha.

hope you like it

please note no frogs were harmed in the making of this joke hahahahahahahaha.

Wots blak and wite and red all over ❓

(Please can somebody post the answer because it is just toooooo bad, even for a Friday 😎 )

I'm new here too, I love this joke because it is SO awful.

Once upon a time, in the purple universe, on the purple planet. There lived a purple man in a purple house, on a purple hill. One purple morning he woke from his purple bed, put on his purple dressing gown and went down his purple stairs. He went into his purple kitchen and had some purple toast for his purple breakfast.

He looked out his purple window and wondered what he would do on this fine purple morning. After he put on his purple clothes he decided he'd go fishing on the purple lake. He got in his purple car and drove to the purple dock where he got in his purple boat: The Purple.

He set off on the purple water, but he caught no purple fish. he decided he'd go to the purple island and have a sleep. when he awoke, his purple boat was gone! He had no way of getting off the purple island!

"Oh no!" He said "I'm marooned....."

Really really really sorry. 😳

Happy Friday

Nice 🙂

An ice cream seller was found lying on the floor of his van, covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say he topped himself.