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A man steps off the pavement without looking and gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.
"Blimey, mate! That was lucky!" said the cyclist.
"Lucky?" said the man, brushing himself down and rubbing his bruised head. "That really hurt! What are you talking about ...lucky?"
"Well, I usually drive a bus!" the cyclist replied.
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Yeah - I can do bicycle and bus jokes!
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Ok here goes.... What's Brown and Sticky ?
A stick
why is 6 scared of 7?
because 7 ate 9 🙄
this is scraping the bottom of the barrel now but here goes....
how do you make a sausage roll?
push it! 😐
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!
k im i bit new to this but here gose:
What do you call a fly with know wings?
A walk!
hahahahaha 😆
Seems like you have the hang of bad dad jokes - which are important if you're going to be a dad 😀
lol that aint all haha
how do you sink an irish submarine?
you knock on the door
hahahah
lol that aint all haha
how do you sink an irish submarine?
you knock on the door
hahahah
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