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How do you kill a circus performance ?
...you go for the Juggler!!
Sorry guys 😆
Share your really bad jokes with us
Mags
While you are all going "noooooooo" I have another !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
............... No eye deer , boom boom
Followed by..........
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ? (wait for it)
............... Still no eye deer !
Mags
tee hee
I was going to go with:
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success!
...but it made me laugh
So, as a bad joke, I would like to submit:
What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage!
Yup! I am most definitely cringing now.
[slinks off with shoulders slumped and tail between legs, to the sound of booing]
"I am so fed up with my dog; he'll chase anyone on a bicycle."
"So what are you going to do? RSPCA? Give him away? Sell him?"
"Oh no, nothing that drastic. I think I'll just confiscate his bike."
Oh, well, what do you expect, the tour starts tomorrow and I'm getting all excited !!!
Oh dear Ratso !!!
I have another bad one for you ( and I'm allowed to post this as I am blonde ) 😆
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?............
On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Mags
Does that mean i have to be blonde to be able to laugh at that one? I guess so.
anyway - I consider myself slightly blonde by nature 🙂
Well I used to be blonde ...when I still had some
So here's another awful cycling joke
Why was the blonde running with the bicycle
Because it was going too fast to get on
...now please don't expect me to blend cycling jokes in with any other topics
why do female skydiver's wear tampons?
TO STOP THEM WHISTLING ON THE WAY DOWN! BOOM BOOM! lol
Continuing on the blonde theme -
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
OK - here is my pizza and bicycle joke
How does a pizza get around?
on it's pie-cycle!
😳
😯
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