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A man walks into a bar.

Ouch!!

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LOL 😆

- Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

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(@Basdad)
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what do sharks eat for dinner?
fish and ships! 😆 😆 😆

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolley jumper 😆

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A sign on a Maternity ward door: Push, push, push!

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