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Hi all
My wife managed to walk into my foot at the weekend and broke her toe - we had to spend 3 hours in A&E and I am now the villain of the piece. My foot was stationary when she walked past me!!
Please support me in my innocence!!!
What freak accidents have you been blamed for?
To this day my mum still thinks i twatted my sister in the head with a crutch when i broke my leg at 12. What actually happened was that she had actually been ripping me for being less mobile and had actually stupidly fallen over mocking me an' well, yes, metal met face but christ it was not intended. no actual damage either, no bruise, no red mark, she milked it for everything it was worth. I just laughed it off but my mum, to this day, 14 years later still believes my sister over me.
Mrs Super Mario tells the story slightly differently Mario.
Who does their shoes laces up with their leg stretched across the room ?
I'm with Mrs SM π
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