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[Solved] Dad dancing


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 mags
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So do dad's really dance in an embarrassing way ?

From my research there appear to be 5 classic dad moves

    The Hover Mower - Imagine you're swinging a lawn mower back and forth. Don't forget the foot action - choose between kicking the cable or the cat out of the way.
    Squirty Dancing - Arm and leg movements reach out for imaginary water leaks.
    The Four Left Feet - this speaks for itself (and also involves your mum)
    The Huggy Bear - think stuffed toy; think teddy bear. Make sure there's not too much horizontal movement in the body. With a bit of practice, you too could achieve this dance

and the infamous

    The Barman - move your arms up and down as if you're pulling pints - and keep looking around at the customers (or to make sure no one is seeing you dance)

Do you remember your Dad dancing with all the grace of an over-excited baboon?

Tell us your embarrassing stories

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(@mikey)
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Brilliant descriptions! 😀

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(@jimjamsdad)
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Very funny.. 😀 D D

Im probally going to make my lad duck his head in shame at some point im sure. 😀

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(@Super Mario)
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Surely it is a legal requirement to embarrass your children at wedding discos etc.

It is certainly a skill that is passed from generation to generation and long may it continue!!

Mario

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