Just for fun complete the following phrase... 😀
You know you’re a Dad when...
ooh, good one
These are more for being the dad of teens.....
.. your cutlery/glass/crockery/towels slowly dissappears and then magically all reappears at once
.. you forget what the carpet looks like in all bedrooms except your own
I'm sure I'll think of more
You know you’re a Dad when...
is it ...your partner has a baby ?
when you go out looking like a zombie after your child has woken you up at 4 in the morning singing humpty dumpty in ypur ear and wanting to play horses by jumping on your legs to make sure your awake 
Every request is met with the words "In a minute!" or "just let me finish this!"
or
You have to watch your favourite TV Shows on the smallest televisions as the X-Box can only be played in the living room!!!